📚 Quotes in "funny friendship quotes"

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"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."

- Marlene Dietrich

April 24, 2025

"Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."

- Unknown

April 24, 2025

"It’s hard to find a friend who’s smart, funny, adorable, and awesome. My advice: Don’t lose me."

- Unknown

April 24, 2025

"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."

- Unknown

April 23, 2025

"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."

- Marlene Dietrich

April 22, 2025

"Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."

- Unknown

April 21, 2025

"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."

- Unknown

April 20, 2025

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

- Linda Grayson

April 20, 2025

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."

- Elbert Hubbard

April 20, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

April 19, 2025

"It’s hard to find a friend who’s smart, funny, adorable, and awesome. My advice: Don’t lose me."

- Unknown

April 18, 2025

"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants."

- Terri Guillemets

April 18, 2025

"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."

- Unknown

April 18, 2025

"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."

- Unknown

April 17, 2025

"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."

- Unknown

April 17, 2025

"It’s hard to find a friend who’s smart, funny, adorable, and awesome. My advice: Don’t lose me."

- Unknown

April 16, 2025

"Friendship is so weird...you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them."

- Unknown

April 15, 2025

"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."

- Unknown

April 15, 2025

"We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much."

- Unknown

April 15, 2025

"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."

- Unknown

April 15, 2025

"Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."

- Unknown

April 14, 2025

"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."

- Marlene Dietrich

April 14, 2025

"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."

- Unknown

April 13, 2025

"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."

- Irish Proverb

April 13, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

April 13, 2025

"Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."

- Unknown

April 13, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

April 11, 2025

"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants."

- Terri Guillemets

April 11, 2025

"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

- Unknown

April 11, 2025

"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."

- Unknown

April 11, 2025

"Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."

- Unknown

April 11, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

April 11, 2025

"Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they'll never be seen again."

- Unknown

April 10, 2025

"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."

- Unknown

April 10, 2025

"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps."

- Unknown

April 9, 2025

"Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face."

- Unknown

April 8, 2025

"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."

- Unknown

April 8, 2025

"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants."

- Terri Guillemets

April 7, 2025

"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body."

- Jim Hayes

April 7, 2025

"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants."

- Terri Guillemets

April 6, 2025

"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."

- Unknown

April 6, 2025

"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps."

- Unknown

April 6, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

April 6, 2025

"True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together."

- Unknown

April 5, 2025

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."

- Elbert Hubbard

April 5, 2025

"True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together."

- Unknown

April 5, 2025

"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants."

- Terri Guillemets

April 4, 2025

"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps."

- Unknown

April 3, 2025

"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."

- Marlene Dietrich

April 3, 2025

"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

- Unknown

April 3, 2025

"Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face."

- Unknown

April 2, 2025

"We will always be friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends."

- Unknown

April 1, 2025

"True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together."

- Unknown

April 1, 2025

"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps."

- Unknown

April 1, 2025

"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants."

- Terri Guillemets

March 31, 2025

"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."

- Unknown

March 30, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

March 30, 2025

"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

- Unknown

March 28, 2025

"Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."

- Unknown

March 27, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

March 27, 2025

"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."

- Unknown

March 26, 2025

"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

- Unknown

March 26, 2025

"Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they'll never be seen again."

- Unknown

March 26, 2025

"We will always be friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends."

- Unknown

March 26, 2025

"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."

- Unknown

March 25, 2025

"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."

- Unknown

March 25, 2025

"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps."

- Unknown

March 25, 2025

"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body."

- Jim Hayes

March 24, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

March 24, 2025

"It’s hard to find a friend who’s smart, funny, adorable, and awesome. My advice: Don’t lose me."

- Unknown

March 23, 2025

"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body."

- Jim Hayes

March 23, 2025

"Friends come and go. Best friends will always find their way back."

- Unknown

March 23, 2025

"It’s hard to find a friend who’s smart, funny, adorable, and awesome. My advice: Don’t lose me."

- Unknown

March 21, 2025

"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."

- Unknown

March 21, 2025

"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."

- Irish Proverb

March 20, 2025

"Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face."

- Unknown

March 19, 2025

"Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face."

- Unknown

March 18, 2025

"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."

- Irish Proverb

March 18, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

March 17, 2025

"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants."

- Terri Guillemets

March 17, 2025

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

- Linda Grayson

March 10, 2025

"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."

- Unknown

March 8, 2025

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!"

- Unknown

March 8, 2025

"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."

- Irish Proverb

March 6, 2025

"True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together."

- Unknown

March 6, 2025